I got the most amazing comment on one of my posts just now from a person who said they are “not a blogger. The comment was so good that I am making a blog out of it. So I guess the person who is “not a blogger” just became one.
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “Clash of the Selectmen”:
This is not meant to be a comment on any one article. I read this somewhere quite sometime ago. Wrote it down, didn’t know why, I am not a blogger, however, now I know why.
You being one of the,(very) few intelligent/worldly people in Middleboro, (Middleboro passing & conducting their kind of “business as usual” on your very generous offer to create a more easy to use, friendly, intelligent, Middleboro web site, PROVES THIS!!) might have already read this. Anyway I forwarding this to you with the original wording. My only reason for doing this is to show my appreciation of all your very interesting, (and you are the reason I now do read blogs), truthful,and sometimes inspiring blogs! Here goes:
FOR BLOGGERS ONLY, from Desiderada for bloggers
Stumble aimlessly amid the trolls and waste, but remember what peace there be in staring at your toes for a couple of weeks. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all readers. Publish your posts quietly and clearly, and listen to podcasts, even the dull and garbled, for they too have a right to hog bandwidth. Avoid loud and aggressive bloggers. They are pains in the ass.
If you compare your hit count to that of other bloggers, you will become vain and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser counts than yours can muster. Enjoy your favourite posts as well as your drafts. Keep interested in your own career, however humble, for you will probably never make so much as a f***ing dime from blogging.
Exercise caution in choosing a provider, for the Internet is full of con artists and thieves. But let this not blind you to the virtues of moving your blog to WordPress.com. Many strive for massive hit counts, and everywhere life is full of miracles. Be yourself. Above all, do not feign knowledge, for readers will not hesitate to tell you that you are full of sh**. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all the scrapers, sploggers, and bloggers who never learned the difference between it’s and its and loose and lose, it is perennial as come-ons for Viagra.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in the face of sudden loss of access. But do not distress yourself with thoughts your blog has been deleted permanently. Many fears are born of insomnia and lack of caffeine. Beyond a wholesome wheat toast, eat whatever you like. You are a child of your parents. You have a right to post, and to sometimes state the obvious. And whether or not it is clear to you why or how, no doubt the search engines are making sure that someone looking for porn will land at your blog instead.
Therefore, be at peace with Google, whatever your level of search optimisation may be. And whatever your postings midst the noisy confusion of millions of other bloggers, keep peace with your soul. For all its spam, viruses and broken links, it is still a functional network.
Brush after meals. Strive to post regularly.
Dear Belicose Bumpkin, also thank you for keeping to a level of sanity in your own responses to comments made on any of your blogs. To let “loose” once in awhile can be “good for the soul”
THERE IS NO GREAT GENIUS WITHOUT A MIXTURE OF MADNESS.
Aristotle
PLEASE KEEP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was certainly one of the nicest compliments I’ve gotten since I started blogging. My head is now big enought to give
Jim Webb a run for his money.
Thanks Anonymous.
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